- Me: Wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt and have a conversation with me about music so we can get married.
my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself
OH BABY YOUUUU
YOU’VE GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND
BUT YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND
making a new f riend
reaLIZING TOO LATE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS W/ THEM
oh woops its 3:20am when did that happen
i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me







