if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness
How to have sex
- Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
- Girl: yeh sure
- Girl: that's not my belly button
- Boy: that's not my finger
It’s funny how people don’t want to see Justin Beiber deported because it’s unfair to be sent back to Canada since his whole life is in USA.
But, it is completely acceptable to send kids, students, parents, and workers back to a country they might not even know because they were brought to America since they were infants.